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Real Vampires Books in Order

Real Vampires by Gerry Bartlett contains 20 books, published between 2007 and 2023. The first book is Real Vampires Have Curves (2007) and the newest is Rafe Takes The Heat (2023). Publication order is the reading order below.

Books
20
Published
2007–2023
Pages on record
2,545 in 8 of 20 books
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Glory St. Clair is the central character of Gerry Bartlett's Real Vampires series, with vampires, a woman business owner and vintage clothing in the subjects. Real Vampires Have Curves (2007) opens the humorous paranormal romance run. Body-image jokes shape the titles: Real Vampires Don't Diet, Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs, Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans and Real Vampires Know Hips Happen. The series counts 20 books, and Rafe Takes The Heat (2023) is the latest.

How many Real Vampires books are there?

Real Vampires has 20 books, released between 2007 and 2023.

Real Vampires Books in Publication Order

The table lists all 20 Real Vampires books in the order they were published, with the release year, the page count where one is on record, and how many independent book listings confirm each title. Catalogue data as of September 2026.

  1. Cover of Real Vampires Have Curves by Gerry Bartlett, book 1 of the Real Vampires series (2007)
  2. Cover of Real Vampires Live Large by Gerry Bartlett, book 2 of the Real Vampires series (2007)
  3. Cover of Real Vampires Get Lucky by Gerry Bartlett, book 3 of the Real Vampires series (2008)
  4. Cover of Real Vampires Don't Diet by Gerry Bartlett, book 4 of the Real Vampires series (2009)
  5. Cover of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs by Gerry Bartlett, book 5 of the Real Vampires series (2009)
  6. Cover of Real Vampires Have More to Love by Gerry Bartlett, book 6 of the Real Vampires series (2010)
  7. Cover of Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six by Gerry Bartlett, book 7 of the Real Vampires series (2011)
  8. Cover of Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans by Gerry Bartlett, book 8 of the Real Vampires series (2012)
  9. Cover of Real Vampires Know Hips Happen by Gerry Bartlett, book 9 of the Real Vampires series (2013)
  10. Cover of Real Vampires Know Size Matters by Gerry Bartlett, book 10 of the Real Vampires series (2013)
  11. Cover of Real Vampires Take a Bite Out of Christmas by Gerry Bartlett, book 11 of the Real Vampires series (2014)
  12. Cover of Real Vampires Say Read My Hips by Gerry Bartlett, book 12 of the Real Vampires series (2014)
  13. Cover of Rafe and the Redhead by Gerry Bartlett, book 13 of the Real Vampires series (2015)
  14. Cover of Real Vampires and the Viking by Gerry Bartlett, book 14 of the Real Vampires series (2016)
  1. 1
    Real Vampires Have Curves2007 · 336 pages · confirmed 1/4
    2007336
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  2. 2
    Real Vampires Live Large2007 · 304 pages · confirmed 1/4
    2007304
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  3. 3
    Real Vampires Get Lucky2008 · confirmed 1/4
    2008–
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  4. 4
    Real Vampires Don't Diet2009 · 344 pages · confirmed 1/4
    2009344
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  5. 5
    Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs2009 · confirmed 1/4
    2009–
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  6. 6
    Real Vampires Have More to Love2010 · 356 pages · confirmed 1/4
    2010356
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  7. 7
    Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six2011 · confirmed 1/4
    2011–
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  8. 8
    Real Vampires Hate Skinny Jeans2012 · confirmed 1/4
    2012–
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  9. 9
    Real Vampires Know Hips Happen2013 · confirmed 1/4
    2013–
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  10. 10
    Real Vampires Know Size Matters2013 · 352 pages · confirmed 1/4
    2013352
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  11. 11
    Real Vampires Take a Bite Out of Christmas2014 · confirmed 1/4
    2014–
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  12. 12
    Real Vampires Say Read My Hips2014 · 386 pages · confirmed 1/4
    2014386
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  13. 13
    Rafe and the Redhead2015 · 165 pages · confirmed 1/4
    2015165
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  14. 14
    Real Vampires and the Viking2016 · 302 pages · confirmed 1/4
    2016302
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  15. 15
    When Glory Met Jerry2018 · confirmed 1/4
    2018–
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  16. 16
    Highland Christmas2019 · confirmed 1/4
    2019–
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  17. 17
    Glory and the Pirates2020 · confirmed 1/4
    2020–
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  18. 18
    Glory Does Vegas2021 · confirmed 1/4
    2021–
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  19. 19
    Revenge of the Pirates2022 · confirmed 1/4
    2022–
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  20. 20
    Rafe Takes The Heat2023 · confirmed 1/4
    2023–
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Is there a chronological order for Real Vampires?

No separate chronological order is on record for Real Vampires, because none of the book listings this catalogue draws on publishes one; the publication order above is the only order given.

Do you have to read Real Vampires books in order?

You should read the Real Vampires books in publication order, the order of the numbered table above. The catalogue does not record whether each Real Vampires book also stands alone.

Where to start with Real Vampires

Start with Real Vampires Have Curves (2007), the earliest published title.

What is the newest Real Vampires book?

Rafe Takes The Heat (2023) is the newest Real Vampires book released so far.

Is there a new Real Vampires book coming?

No next Real Vampires book is announced in the catalogue, which is a gap in the listings it merges rather than a sign that the run has ended.

Real Vampires at a glance

Paused
No new Real Vampires title has appeared for 3 years. The last was published in 2023.
Release pace
Real Vampires books have appeared about one a year on average.
Length
2,545 pages across the 8 of 20 books with a recorded length, a median of 340 pages each.
Busiest decade
Most Real Vampires books, 11 of 20, were published in the 2010s.

What the Real Vampires books are about

13 of the 20 Real Vampires books carry subject tags in Open Library's catalogue. The subjects below are the ones that recur across them, most frequent first: glory st. clair series is tagged on 11 of 13. The subjects are cataloguers’ headings, not a plot summary.

  • Glory St. Clair series 11 of 13 books
  • Paranormal romance 11 of 13 books
  • Vampires 11 of 13 books
  • Fantasy 2 of 13 books
  • Overweight women 2 of 13 books
  • Woman business owner 2 of 13 books

More books by Gerry Bartlett

The author page linked below lists every book in publication order.